Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Ending The Evening In Xanadu!

Just A Brainstorm W/ A Grain Of Salt!

Don’t you just love it when real life incidents collide with personal interests?

So as I detailed in a previous post, Netty & Jack’s latest bickering match was about who was going to drop dead first. I’ll admit I did want to kill them, but I know right from wrong and would never do that. But if that scenario did play out that way, wouldn’t make an interesting episode of Law & Order?

So in my down time, I’m going to write a script about an old married couple that are murdered in their home. As the detectives investigate the crime, they figure out the main suspect is the old couples middle-aged son who just moved back home & has now gone missing. The man hunt ensues, the son is found & arrested.
Then as the court proceeding goes on, we learn the son suffers from a seizure disorder. Then as the DA tries to build a case to convict the son, the opposing council argues that the old couples’ bickering and misery induced a seizure and the son went temporarily insane.

So the son should not be held accountable for the murder as the couple as well as the son’s doctors’ did not give the son’s disorder or temperament the attention and proper medical needs they deserved.

What?!?!?! It’s just a thought! Come on after almost 20 years on the air ya gotta think some of the L&O writers get some of their ideas from what they want to do to people in real life. It’s like a form of therapy, No?

Recipe For Weight Gain: Meatloaf W/ Cher On The Side!

Bring On The Meat!

Now that I'm the master of the George Forman Grille, I stocked the freezer!

After I went into overdrive and called temp agencies as well as applied for any job I could, I took a nice brisk walk to the store.

I loaded my freezer with pork chops, chicken breasts and Italian sausages.

I am determined not only to get my dream job; but to also weigh 140+ lbs. by summer's end!