The Queen Snorted Coke!

Nothing like a Dame with a drug habit!

63-year-old actress Helen Mirren has revealed that she used to enjoy a bit of the nose candy aka cocaine.

In an online interview with a British tabloid she stated, "I loved coke. I never did a lot, just a bit at parties." She stated however that when it was discovered, way back when, that notorious Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie was living in South America as a drug baron she gave up her habit because she did not want the money getting to him. Wow, not only is a rational, giving, caring human being but she is trendy to boot. Who knew? Here's hoping all the teenagers that read about this out there don't start rolling up their lunch dollars and doing coke hits off their autographed Helen Mirren posters.

Only a little coke? OK Helen! And I only eat one chip after I open the can of Pringles!

Dancing At Netty's!

Now that I have jumped from the frying pan known as Netty and into Netty’s flame, (in other words I’ve moved back to Marblehead to live with Netty & Jack), there should be more outlandish stories and comments to share.


What better way to begin is to give my opinion about the new cast of Netty’s favorite obsession:

Dancing With The Stars.

I don’t really need to discuss all the contestants, however there are two that need to be highlighted.


First up is NSYNC’s resident out gay boy, Lance Bass. Will he or won’t he have a same-sex partner.


I’m hoping not. And here’s why.


DWTS is a cult camp classic and if we are going to be PC and have Bass dance with a man then we will be forced to endure another contestant (Cloris Leachman) dance with some one closer to her age. Seeing 82 year old Leachman dance with some old fart instead of a 50 year younger muscle stud will take away all the camp appeal of the show.


That’s just my opinion! What’s yours?

The Sabbatical Is Over!

So I took a brief break due to some personal issues, which I should and will discuss later. Just not sure if I'm ready, willing and able to use this as the forum of choice. I might like to save it for a public speaking outlet or work in into my book I'm attempting to write. But I do promise it will be discussed dissected and analyzed in the off the cuff slant I'm known for.