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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Kids Say The Darndest Things Too!
Since Netty and Jack are leaving next week for a 10 day trip to Jamaica (Yay!), I’ll be staying in Melrose with Sean’s family. It’s due to the fact Netty is worried since the seizure are not under control I should not be staying alone.
Well I thought living with Netty is a chore Well the other day my 7 year old niece gave me the laundry list of "rules" for Staying at her house.
You only can Sleep on the couch.
You need to bring a bed and food for Sasha.
Sasha needs to be nice to Daisy (their dog).
You need to bring certain DVD’s.
Then she got into the dozy.
You can have two pillows to s.leep on , cuz that’s how Mommy & Daddy sleep.
Also
"Uncle Kevin, do you clean your ears?"
"Yeah! Of Course Why?"
""Cuz, Daddy doesn’t like Ear Wax on his pillows!"
Oh sweet baby Jesus, I’m moving in with Netty Jr.
Also My nephew has a habiti of telling me to "Get Outta Here!" everytime I go to play with him.
Also My nephew has a habiti of telling me to "Get Outta Here!" everytime I go to play with him.
He's only 21 months old yet he sounds like Joe Pesci. 
I Like Silent Netty Better!
Ugh! I’m going to have to piss Netty off again. Now that she’s talking to me, she’s driving me more crazy.
I told Jack my itinerary for the week. I told him I was not going to be home last night due to the meeting. But, naturally there was a communication gap between him and Netty. So she called me at least 3 times during the meeting wondering where I was. So when I finally got the opportunity to call her back, she did inform me that Jack told her where I was? So what Netty, did you think he was lying? Then of course I told her it was Town Meeting in Boston at The Male Center. She responded with the argument that Boston is a city not a town.
Christ Netty, it was the truth! Geez, if I was going to lie, I‘d come up with a better one. Lord knows I’ve been doing it for over 20 years with more details yet less plausibility.
I told Jack my itinerary for the week. I told him I was not going to be home last night due to the meeting. But, naturally there was a communication gap between him and Netty. So she called me at least 3 times during the meeting wondering where I was. So when I finally got the opportunity to call her back, she did inform me that Jack told her where I was? So what Netty, did you think he was lying? Then of course I told her it was Town Meeting in Boston at The Male Center. She responded with the argument that Boston is a city not a town.
Christ Netty, it was the truth! Geez, if I was going to lie, I‘d come up with a better one. Lord knows I’ve been doing it for over 20 years with more details yet less plausibility.
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