Camp Classics!

I took my little Sasha to the beauty parlor to get all prettied up for the long weekend. So instead of going back to Netty & Jack’s to wait, I decided to stroll around Marblehead. I grabbed some lunch & browsed around in a few shops, when I walked past Marblehead Little Theatre. Then like lighting striking a post I made like Blair Warner in The Facts of Life and I came upon one of my brilliant ideas.

I noticed every Friday night they have a movie night for $5. Well being that this month the new Indiana Jones flick comes out at the end of the month, they were dedicating every Friday in May to a Harrison Ford picture. All I have to say is the selections that they picked were so uninspired and unoriginal. I mean come Patriot Games & Working Girl. Boring! Anyone with basic cable can stay home and catch those flicks any weekend. Use some smarts people! They don’t play Blade Runner on TV anymore. come on think outside the box!

So I decided I’m going to call the Marblehead Little Theatre and present a proposal to them. You if you look over to the right of my blog you will see a list of movies I love. The majority of those movies are not only “camp classics”, but I also own them on DVD.

I am going to propose that they let me run the Friday night movies or give me another night to have a “Camp Classic” night. How fun would that be? When was the last time we saw Airport ’75, Mommie Dearest, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Valley of the Dolls or countless others on the boob tube. Plus with my extensive knowledge of these classics, I can provide trivia and fun facts that would make the view of these films all the more enjoyable.

Come now stand up and shout if you’re down with “Kevin’s Camp Classics”!