Bad Gay!

I know I'm a bad homosexual. I blew off the AIDS walk today.

I'm sorry I had to have a couple beers after my niece's recital, last night. Then when I got home I then proceeded to down a large vodka stinger. So I needed a stay home and chill day. Plus I have doctors' appointment all day tomorrow and don't want to overexert myself and sweat off any more weight before tomorrow's weigh in.

Aw come on could you blame me. There were 47 numbers and my niece was only in 2. Don't get me wrong I loved watching the little girls. They're fun because then don't care about the choreography rehearsed and they just go out and bust their own moves. They're little divas in the making. Ha!.

It's the older girls that are rough. Don't get me wrong be your size and be proud. But if you are a certain weight and really can't dance to begin with, you really should not be out on stage in a lycra or a tutu. I saw less sagging tits and cellulite on the cover of the National Enquirer's Best & Worst summer bodies.

But here was the real downer and put a damper on the whole evening.

I guess if I had a choice it could of been worse. Ten minutes before the show started the lady right behind me dropped dead.

So naturally all the middle aged woman from Melrose, who have no medical expertise, had to hover around and tell the professionals what to do.

Finally I turned to Sean (the cop) and inquired if he brought his gun with him. So he could shoot the ignorant people.

What?!?!? I would! It should be illegal to be that ignorant and stupid. I'd shoot'em.