So a friend on mine gave me some advice recently. He told me when I’m applying to jobs, especially ones that involve writing, I should not make reference to my blog. I asked why because it not like I’m that vulgar on it. He agreed but then pointed out the employer might think I’m some wack job who can’t write. OUCH!
Now no where in my blog have I made reference to this particular friend to even warrant an insult like that. Even the blackberry guy I picked on after our date, read my blog and said I was an awesome writer. And he certainly had better cause to be harsh than my “so called” friend.
I’m sorry, but I really was upset and feel I need to defend my blog. I also feel it needs to be praised for its brutal honesty and openness. Come on, I give myself just as big an ass whipping as others on here.
Yes, there may be a grammatical error here and there. And the flow may be a little off kilter. But like I stated before IT’S A BLOG! I’m not writing an article about the financial decline of the economy for The “Fuckin” Wall Street Journal.
Come on, look at Rosie O’Donnell’s blog. She gets hundreds of hits a day and the big dyke can’t even form a declarative sentence.
Yes, I’m sarcastic and a tad mean spirited; but so is Kathy Griffin. She has her own show to make fun of people and they give her a freakin’ Emmy for it.
Which leads me to another pet peeving person & personal inspiration for starting the blog, Perez Hilton. He who does nothing but talk about celebrity C-listers on his blog. Now he gets his own segment on VH1's I Love the New Millennium. Which by the way I should be a good fellow fag & point out to Perez, blue is not a good color for his hair. His head looks like a Smurf with diarrhea just shit all over him. But we shouldn’t waste too much time on Perez. Being I’m sure his 15 minutes will be up soon enough and he’ll be begging to join Celebrity Fat Camp.
Yes, I know the show is call Celebrity Fit Club. But really now, 99% of the “celebrities” that go on the show start out fat and they leave just as fat. Then that 1% take the extra cash they got from appearing on the show and go to an all you can eat Chinese buffet and gain the weight back, if not more.
So to close, let’s reinforce the lesson. If you are going to piss Kevin off, you’ll inspire his creative juices. While I may be a good Christian child and not mention names, you will however end up on the blog!
1 comment:
There's nothing wrong with your writing, and as you say, it's a blog anyway. I liked your observations on Perez LOL.
Hope you are well.
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