Friday, June 6, 2008

Watch Out Netty!

I can always relay on Netty and her fat mouth to say something inappropriate that will revitalize my wit and sarcasm.

She may even piss me off enough to spark one of my stress induced seizures. Although I think I'm on enough drugs that we can rule that out at the moment.

I’ve been tweaking my resumes lately. I have two versions. One that details my college and professional skills. The second highlights my health care skills as I was instrumental in the care of my grandparents as they got older. I also feel if I pursue a career in this area, I might be more mentally and spiritually fulfilled.

However due to my HIV status, Netty feels I should not be allowed to do certain tasks, like preparing meals. Well she need to realize this is not an issue due to the fact I won’t be cutting myself and bleeding all over a patient’s food or will a patient ever get in direct contact of my blood and/or semen for that matter.

So Netty really needs to try a bit harder when it comes to how and what to say for me. Because the future is going to look pretty bleak.

As I mentioned in an earlier post Netty & Jack like to fight over who is going to expire first. Unfortunately it’s sad to think, but with Jack’s health issues and how he takes care of them, I going to place my money on him taking the trip to the great beyond first.

This also poses a bigger danger to Netty. You see I figure in about another 10-20 years, Netty is going to need a little extra care and assistance. I don’t expect Cheryl nor would I want her to disrupt her life to come and provide that care. And as it is now, despite Netty’s perception of him, Sean doesn’t want anything to do with her.

So the responsibility will fall upon Kevin. And when it’s time for Kevin to care and prepare meals for her the "A" word Netty needs to worry about won’t be AIDS. It will be Arsenic. Cause I’ll poison the bitch.

Because let me tell ya folks, lately it is taking too much out of me to just forgive and forget and just ignore Netty when she shoots her ignorant mouth off.

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