New Career!

Not getting paid yet though.

So I recently had an experience with one of my niece's. She pointed out to the family, very matter a factly, that she doesn't think she is pretty. Well, this has upset me for weeks. I tried telling her she was but she really didn't want to hear it.

So I took it upon myself to go in a different direction. I decided to write a children's book., since the book about my trials and tribulations is such a chore. To my surprise the story flowed out of me like the diarrhea i get when I drink my protein shake on an empty stomach.

So now I'm going to begin the undaunting task of getting my story copyrighted and published.

Any Thought on how and where I can go?