A Disavantage To Having A Fag Hag!

There are many advantages to having a "fag hag". Which are but not limited to, she will always cheer you up when you are down, she will always give you the opposite sex opinion on a topic, and most importantly she will always be a loyal and devoted companion as you travel along different paths in life.

However there is one major disadvantage of having a fag hag as I have experienced in the past. Make is not fiercer than you or "The Diva" as I affectionately call my hag, Amanda. Remember the fag is The Diva or Divo, depending on where you fall on the Kinsey sale of sexuality.

There was an episode in my life, where I recently dumped by a fella I was seeing. So to get me out of my pity stupor and back in the game "The Diva" invited me to tag along to a party at one of her co-worker's friends house. Well the party was held at very attractive gay man's house, who we dubbed Michael Cha Cha Cha (Michael was his first name and Cha Cha Cha was the name of the salon he ran and owned . Once I saw him I instantly forgot about what's his name and developed a crush on Michael. "The Diva" and I proceed to be our usual up beat selves, enjoyed a wild night of dancing, drinking and socializing. At the end of the night as we were leaving I got a hug and a peck on the cheek from Mr. Cha Cha Cha and proceeded to talk about him the entire ride home.

The following weekend, it was time for me to hang out with my gay male cohorts. We decided to go into the city to a gay club called Machine. While standing at the bar waiting to get a drink I noticed Mr. Cha Cha Cha from across the room and he noticed me. He instantly smile and proceeded to walk over to be and my heart was all a flutter. Then he spoke and like a bomb hitting Baghdad, my heart explode. As all Mr.s Cha Cha Cha could do was talk about "The Diva" . He didn't even refer to her by her parents' given name of Amanda. So for the next 5 minutes, I had to hear about how "'Diva' is so funny, pretty, energetic and has a real zest for life." All the while I wanted to know what he thought about me. OK, what I really wanted to do was slap the shit out of this queen and go home.

So that kids, is my valuable lesson when it comes time to appoint yourself a "fag hag". Before it's too late, make sure they are not funnier, prettier , more energetic or have zestier outlook life than yourself.

PS: Diva, if reading this taking with the grain of salt I wrote it with, because deep down I know you know that you will always no one can replace you as my one & only fag hag.